| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Failure | I never blame failure-there are too many complicated situations in life-but I am absolutely merciless towards lack of effort.
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| Intelligence | The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
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| Kissing | The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.
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